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Hola leaders!🔥
“ An unexamined life is not worth living.”
Leaders, it’s my request to you, never settle for less, or when you achieve your short term goals, don’t get satisfied, there is still a lot to acquire and conquer over the world.
—~~~~—
Life is once offer, so make it such a way, that when you live, even 100 lives are less to get into such way
Work hard and chase after your goals, and set an incredible example for the world, don’t give up a fuck what others are doing, or talking your back, be focused and keep up the hustle!
—~~~~—
If you got to make the life worthy, value the life, value the blessings, value the beauty of nature, value your hustle!
If you respect life, then only life is going to return it!
—~~~~—
Good luck to all the leaders out there!😄🤗🙏🏻🔥
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Exhale the bullshit.
I got it from my mama.
Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
Life’s too short to bullshit.Naomi Campbell
If you have something about yourself that’s different, you’re lucky. It’s not a curse.Taylor Swift
You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.Nicki Minaj
Water off a duck’s back.Jinkx Monsoon
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
Bitches get stuff done.Tina Fey
Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.Marilyn Monroe
Don’t get bitter, just get better.Alyssa Edwards
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.Elizabeth Gilbert
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
Let a smile be your umbrella if you want to stand out in the rain like a grinning idiot. — Maxine
I’m single because I was born that way. — Mae West
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. — Helen Hayes
When I’m good, I’m good; but when I’m bad, I’m better. — Mae West
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. — Judy Garland
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.Alice Walker
A woman is like a tea bag –- you never knew how strong she is until she gets in hot water.Eleanor Roosevelt
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.Coco Chanel
A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. — Katharine Hepburn
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. — Gloria Steinem
A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.Madonna
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.Dolly Parton
Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.RuPaul
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.Buffy Summers
I’m on a health kick. If anyone hands me something healthy, I kick ’em. — Maxine
I don’t care what you think about me; I don’t think about you at all! — Coco Chanel
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.Alison Boulter
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.Erica Jong
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.Gloria Steinem
When in doubt, freak ‘em out.Sharon Needles
I’d rather die my way than live yours.Lauren Oliver
Life goes on, with or without you.
5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
I’m single because I was born that way.Mae West
I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.Marilyn Monroe
Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use.Ruth Gordo
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.Eleanor Roosevelt
Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
Life goes on, with or without you.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.Sally Berger
Walking with your chest out and head held high says you have earned the right to stomp and pummel this particular piece of real estate.RuPaul
Clever Instagram Captions
Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
Work until your idols become your rivals.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
Some days start better than others.
Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get
Mermaids don’t do homework
Recuperating frozen yogurt fanatic
S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.
Here and there I simply need to surrender it all and turn into a good looking extremely rich person.
Spreading grins like they’re herpes
Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt
Gracious I’m sad was my backtalk a lot for you?
OMG nobody cares
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
These are the days we live for.
My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.
My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart
My life was changed by a train.
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and warm up pants
Normally and falsely seasoned
Pleasant fellows completion lunch.
Just Swag young ladies are interested by hashtags on the Facebook.
Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.
Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
Putting’ the “euphoria” in ‘Advertising’s
Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things
Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.
Presumably the best meat eater on the planet
Glad supporter of untidy hair and warm up pants
Stay sharp and far from timid.
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
Savage Instagram Captions
Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
“Cause I slay, all day” – Beyonce
“Where you movin?” I said, “Onto better things” – Drake
“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” – Kanye West
“I made that bitch famous” – Kanye West
Life goes on, with or without you.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, b*tch.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
Life goes on, with or without you.
If you’re honestly happy, f*ck what people think.
Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘f*ck it’ level.
her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
“She doesn’t even go here!” – Damian
“You can’t sit with us!” Gretchen Wieners
“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen” – Regina George
Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
Help me please, I’m bored
Deal with it
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
You think this is a game?
I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
“Cause I slay, all day” – Beyonce
“Where you movin?” I said, “Onto better things” – Drake
“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” – Kanye West
“I made that bitch famous” – Kanye West
I am an Instagram Caption!
There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular” – Gretchen Wieners
“Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George
“Boo you whore!” – Regina George
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
I’m in love with you, and all your little things
Yea, dating is cool but have you every had stuffed crust pizza?
I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Like a boss
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
You said everyone would be here
Instagram Caption for the Photos, DP, Profile Picture
Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one’s self.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
Something amazing happens when you’re in love and don’t give a damn about what day it is anymore.
I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.
Don’t look for miracles. you yourself are the miracle.
If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.
No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart.
There is no competition because nobody can be me.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
I don’t take selfies all the time. I just do it once and a while every day
Warning: u may fall in love with my face.
Confidence level: selfie with no filter
Being classy isn’t a choice. it’s a lifestyle.
I choose to make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
I graduated from the University of selfies.
Don’t let people tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon
If people are trying to bring you down it only
Best Caption for the Facebook Dp
Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love
Never leave on tomorrow, which u can do today.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me
We were born to be real not to be perfect
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous
There’s a million fish in the sea, But I’m a Mermaid.
We need not think alike to love alike.
Always wear your invisible crown.
You must not be afraid to sparkle a little brighter darling
Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Everyone you meet has something to teach you.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love
Always look on the bright side of life
Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else
Don’t stress. Do your best. Forget the rest
The secret of getting ahead is getting started
Train your mind to see the good in everything
Best Instagram bio quotes
Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
The road to success is always under construction.
I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely.
The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
I trust one day I cherish something the route ladies in plugs love yogurt
People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch
Contributing to entropy since 1994
REHAB is for quitters !
Regularly Unreliable. Effectively distract
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
In the end, we only regret the changes we didn’t take.
I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you would never be.
Friendship is not about whom you have known the longest. It is about who came and never left your side.
We all have that one friend who has no idea how to whisper.
By and large, the easy way out advances. Likewise, I am great at parallel stopping.
I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
If you can’t get someone out of your head. Maybe, they are supposed to be there.
Hey there! I am sick of using Instagram.
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.!!
Love is a medicine that can neutralize even a poisoned heart.
I prefer my puns intended.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
I swear to drunk I am not God.
I am not a player…I’m the game.
Insert your bio here.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I only rap Caucasionally.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.
Have lots of hair and like ugly things.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
Life is short… Smile while you still have teeth.
I learn from people’s problem after they agree on my decisions.
Don’t follow me am lost too is an old fact. I want you to follow me in order to get lost in me forever.
If love is covering your eyes then marriage would open your eyes.
My life is totally unique. What has been left is not right and what was right has not been left.
If you would follow early to bed and early to rise then I would come to see you at your grave.
My job is so secured that nobody wants to take it.
I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say.
Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.
Perfect has 7 letters. So does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not
Ice cream addict But you can change the ice cream to something else
I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely
Why take a gander at the stars when the greatest star is me
Simple during childbirth, computerized by configuration
Follow me bcoz I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
I’m a Basset Hound devotee with a mouth like a Syphilitic mariner.
I’m here to evade companions on Facebook.
I’m not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.
I Can’t recall who I stole my bio from or why
I’m genuine and I trust some of my adherents are as well.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
Just keep swimming
Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
That awkward moment when fails to recognize your own photo on the Instagram.
When I was born I was so amazed, I did not talk for a year and a half.
I’m Jealous of My Parents. I’ll Never Have a Kid as Calm as Theirs.
Think about doing somewhat than doing someone!
The higher you climb the better the view
Follow me Cos I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
Darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Everything happens here is funny as long as it is happening to someone you
Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing
Great work is the result of seeking out tension not avoiding it.
A girl can never have enough jewelry.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
I am a day dreamer and a night thinker.
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.
Hola leaders!🔥
“ An unexamined life is not worth living.”
Leaders, it’s my request to you, never settle for less, or when you achieve your short term goals, don’t get satisfied, there is still a lot to acquire and conquer over the world.
—~~~~—
Life is once offer, so make it such a way, that when you live, even 100 lives are less to get into such way
Work hard and chase after your goals, and set an incredible example for the world, don’t give up a fuck what others are doing, or talking your back, be focused and keep up the hustle!
—~~~~—
If you got to make the life worthy, value the life, value the blessings, value the beauty of nature, value your hustle!
If you respect life, then only life is going to return it!
—~~~~—
Good luck to all the leaders out there!😄🤗🙏🏻🔥
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Exhale the bullshit.
I got it from my mama.
Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
Life’s too short to bullshit.Naomi Campbell
If you have something about yourself that’s different, you’re lucky. It’s not a curse.Taylor Swift
You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.Nicki Minaj
Water off a duck’s back.Jinkx Monsoon
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
Bitches get stuff done.Tina Fey
Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.Marilyn Monroe
Don’t get bitter, just get better.Alyssa Edwards
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.Elizabeth Gilbert
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
Let a smile be your umbrella if you want to stand out in the rain like a grinning idiot. — Maxine
I’m single because I was born that way. — Mae West
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. — Helen Hayes
When I’m good, I’m good; but when I’m bad, I’m better. — Mae West
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. — Judy Garland
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.Alice Walker
A woman is like a tea bag –- you never knew how strong she is until she gets in hot water.Eleanor Roosevelt
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.Coco Chanel
A woman is like a tea bag – you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. — Katharine Hepburn
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. — Gloria Steinem
A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.Madonna
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.Dolly Parton
Unless they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.RuPaul
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.Buffy Summers
I’m on a health kick. If anyone hands me something healthy, I kick ’em. — Maxine
I don’t care what you think about me; I don’t think about you at all! — Coco Chanel
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.Alison Boulter
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.Erica Jong
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.Gloria Steinem
When in doubt, freak ‘em out.Sharon Needles
I’d rather die my way than live yours.Lauren Oliver
Life goes on, with or without you.
5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
I’m single because I was born that way.Mae West
I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.Marilyn Monroe
Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use.Ruth Gordo
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.Eleanor Roosevelt
Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
Life goes on, with or without you.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.Sally Berger
Walking with your chest out and head held high says you have earned the right to stomp and pummel this particular piece of real estate.RuPaul
Clever Instagram Captions
Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
Work until your idols become your rivals.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
Some days start better than others.
Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get
Mermaids don’t do homework
Recuperating frozen yogurt fanatic
S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.
Here and there I simply need to surrender it all and turn into a good looking extremely rich person.
Spreading grins like they’re herpes
Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt
Gracious I’m sad was my backtalk a lot for you?
OMG nobody cares
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
These are the days we live for.
My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.
My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart
My life was changed by a train.
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and warm up pants
Normally and falsely seasoned
Pleasant fellows completion lunch.
Just Swag young ladies are interested by hashtags on the Facebook.
Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.
Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
Putting’ the “euphoria” in ‘Advertising’s
Suggested by 4 out of 5 individuals that suggest things
Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.
Presumably the best meat eater on the planet
Glad supporter of untidy hair and warm up pants
Stay sharp and far from timid.
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
Savage Instagram Captions
Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.
“Cause I slay, all day” – Beyonce
“Where you movin?” I said, “Onto better things” – Drake
“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” – Kanye West
“I made that bitch famous” – Kanye West
Life goes on, with or without you.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, b*tch.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
Life goes on, with or without you.
If you’re honestly happy, f*ck what people think.
Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘f*ck it’ level.
her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
“She doesn’t even go here!” – Damian
“You can’t sit with us!” Gretchen Wieners
“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen” – Regina George
Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
Help me please, I’m bored
Deal with it
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
You think this is a game?
I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
“Cause I slay, all day” – Beyonce
“Where you movin?” I said, “Onto better things” – Drake
“Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” – Kanye West
“I made that bitch famous” – Kanye West
I am an Instagram Caption!
There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular” – Gretchen Wieners
“Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George
“Boo you whore!” – Regina George
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
I’m in love with you, and all your little things
Yea, dating is cool but have you every had stuffed crust pizza?
I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Like a boss
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
You said everyone would be here
Instagram Caption for the Photos, DP, Profile Picture
Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one’s self.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
Something amazing happens when you’re in love and don’t give a damn about what day it is anymore.
I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.
Don’t look for miracles. you yourself are the miracle.
If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door.
No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart.
There is no competition because nobody can be me.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
I don’t take selfies all the time. I just do it once and a while every day
Warning: u may fall in love with my face.
Confidence level: selfie with no filter
Being classy isn’t a choice. it’s a lifestyle.
I choose to make the rest of my life, the best of my life.
I graduated from the University of selfies.
Don’t let people tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon
If people are trying to bring you down it only
Best Caption for the Facebook Dp
Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love
Never leave on tomorrow, which u can do today.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me
We were born to be real not to be perfect
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous
There’s a million fish in the sea, But I’m a Mermaid.
We need not think alike to love alike.
Always wear your invisible crown.
You must not be afraid to sparkle a little brighter darling
Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Everyone you meet has something to teach you.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love
Always look on the bright side of life
Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else
Don’t stress. Do your best. Forget the rest
The secret of getting ahead is getting started
Train your mind to see the good in everything
Best Instagram bio quotes
Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience
The road to success is always under construction.
I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely.
The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.
I trust one day I cherish something the route ladies in plugs love yogurt
People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch
Contributing to entropy since 1994
REHAB is for quitters !
Regularly Unreliable. Effectively distract
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
In the end, we only regret the changes we didn’t take.
I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you would never be.
Friendship is not about whom you have known the longest. It is about who came and never left your side.
We all have that one friend who has no idea how to whisper.
By and large, the easy way out advances. Likewise, I am great at parallel stopping.
I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
If you can’t get someone out of your head. Maybe, they are supposed to be there.
Hey there! I am sick of using Instagram.
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.!!
Love is a medicine that can neutralize even a poisoned heart.
I prefer my puns intended.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
I swear to drunk I am not God.
I am not a player…I’m the game.
Insert your bio here.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I only rap Caucasionally.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.
Have lots of hair and like ugly things.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
Life is short… Smile while you still have teeth.
I learn from people’s problem after they agree on my decisions.
Don’t follow me am lost too is an old fact. I want you to follow me in order to get lost in me forever.
If love is covering your eyes then marriage would open your eyes.
My life is totally unique. What has been left is not right and what was right has not been left.
If you would follow early to bed and early to rise then I would come to see you at your grave.
My job is so secured that nobody wants to take it.
I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.
I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say.
Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.
Perfect has 7 letters. So does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not
Ice cream addict But you can change the ice cream to something else
I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely
Why take a gander at the stars when the greatest star is me
Simple during childbirth, computerized by configuration
Follow me bcoz I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
I’m a Basset Hound devotee with a mouth like a Syphilitic mariner.
I’m here to evade companions on Facebook.
I’m not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.
I Can’t recall who I stole my bio from or why
I’m genuine and I trust some of my adherents are as well.
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.
Just keep swimming
Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
That awkward moment when fails to recognize your own photo on the Instagram.
When I was born I was so amazed, I did not talk for a year and a half.
I’m Jealous of My Parents. I’ll Never Have a Kid as Calm as Theirs.
Think about doing somewhat than doing someone!
The higher you climb the better the view
Follow me Cos I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
Darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Everything happens here is funny as long as it is happening to someone you
Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing
Great work is the result of seeking out tension not avoiding it.
A girl can never have enough jewelry.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
I am a day dreamer and a night thinker.
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.
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